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poetic license exposed!

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Do pollywogs use Google all the day?

#questions #humor

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For your next party or open house, choose I.U.R.S.A.C.M.C.S.

You know what we do. No one else ever will.

#parody #bananasinspace #riptoschmoopy2018

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This Test proudly sponsored and conducted by:
I.U.R.S.A.C.M.C.S. local 26

The International Union of Refrigerator Stagers &
Associated Certified Medical Cabinet Screeners, Local #26

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*This Test proudly sponsored and conducted by:
I.U.R.S.A.C.M.C.S. local #26

The International Union of Refrigerator Stagers &
Associated Certified Medical Cabinet Screeners, Local #26

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In the final calculation, what can it all mean?

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~what are Astronauts then?

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10) Name an animal that weighs nothing?

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Final Question

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... thus ending all wars and conflicts and ultimately bringing about that long-sought after goal of many a poor, disappointed beauty pageant contestant of lore, World Peace? (WP*)

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9a) If we added the necessary basic ingredients, or re-purposed our (Qbbl) above in Apollo 11®️©️™️ fashion, would the entire planet always smell like warm, comforting and delicious banana bread...

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BONUS QUESTION

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9) How many banana peels would it take to blanket the entire Earth in a slippery, mushy and disgusting - (but keep us safe from IAA!) shield of banana-y goo?

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d) or Apollo 11®️©️™️ like perhaps, crocheting those same brave peels into a heat-shield to re-enter Earth's atmosphere? *

*may require a kneedle-work lifeline not previously specified. Testers oversight.

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c) Could our clever ITHSA crew otherwise re-purpose and re-use those same 10,000 peels, knitting them together McGyver™️©️®️like, using space-doom capable cable, and save the Planet somehow from global warming?

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b) just might they quickly and intelligently form a clever slippery defense mechanism (SDM=SUPER COOL) against imminent alien attack (IAA)?

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a) freeze instantly-decaying eventually? or,

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8) If our International Team of highly-skilled astronauts (ITHSA) ejected 10,000 fresh banana peels into space would they:

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7) Would any of our loaves, frozen or fresh, even tethered together and heavily armed, stand any chance of surviving the frigid vacuum of space, where no-one can hear bananas, or loaves, or lone survivors of salvage vessels called Nostromo (SVN), scream?

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Bonus question, 6d) Does a fresh or frozen loaf make any difference in the final equation or does (CD=1)?

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6b) How might this change the answers to vital questions #3) re: weight (Qbblew=?) & #4) re: volume (Qbblv1=?), considering (IF) the addition (AND) of needed ingredients (flour, sugar, etc), but Disallowing (OR) for personal preferences (such as nuts or icing)?