taylor blevins

more issues than Vogue #LiveLikeRyan

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

we were swimming in the gulf today in the middle of a thunder storm with metal cups in our hands filled w rum and all I’ve gotta say is I’m here for a good time not a long time 🤷🏼‍♀️⚡️

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

when it's all said and done it will have been 16+ hours in an airport (not including flying time) waiting around for @SouthwestAir to figure out what the fuck is going on. unreal.

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@SouthwestAir needs to get their shit together. been up since 5am booking/rebooking flights for today because of delays and missing connections. was supposed to be in OKC by 10:30am and now not arriving until 11pm if lucky. traveling for work and missing entire first day (1/2)

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@SouthwestAir literally about to fly to DEN from MDW (after having a 5hr layover from missing connections) only to know we will miss the connecting flight in DEN and have to rebook for an 8:30pm flight to OKC. This is fucking ridiculous. Southwest, do better. #neveragain

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

not me laying in bed crying at 11pm because my dog is gonna die one day🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😰😰😰😥😥

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

every time I drop loki off at daycare and walk away he tries to follow me/whimpers until the lady says “it’s okay handsome she’ll be back I promise” and then he goes and has a blast with his bffs but it absolutely KILLS ME EVERY TIME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE HUMAN BABIES🥺😭😫

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

so I recently started Narcos on Netflix and I’m addicted but the only issue is I have to pay attention and can’t get sidetracked because it’s 90% in Spanish and I have to read the subtitles 😂😅🥴 like I can’t even pick up my phone or I have no idea what’s going on LOL

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

does anyone else get motion sickness while using spatial audio on their airpods or am I just a fucking weirdo

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

update: they were in stock last night for the first time since february so I bought $30 worth of pot stickers and I don’t regret a second of it :)

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

i just got emotional in shoprite because they only had veggie potstickers they didn’t have pork potstickers and ive been thinking about them literally all day so i think it’s safe to assume aunt flo is on her waaaayyyy😫

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

sitting in the petsmart parking lot waiting for them to open because I’m a terrible dog mom who was bed ridden the past few days and I didn’t make loki an Easter basket 🥺🐣 brb gotta spoil my bb

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@scap918 thank you!!! I just have to watch it because of my fever 🤒

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

i’m trying really really REALLY hard not to complain about my side effects after the vaccine because honestly I am just beyond grateful to have gotten the opportunity to receive it....but...like....is it frowned upon to sleep in fire cause ya bitch is COLD 🥶

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

If you often procrastinate, open this

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

listen i love reese witherspoon as if we know each other personally and we are long time bffs but her character in little fires everywhere makes me want to throw my head through a god damn BRICK WALL and THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PROVES HOW INCREDIBLE OF AN ACTRESS SHE IS

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@meghanneliz18 and suddenly I am obsessed with bourbon

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

i just got emotional in shoprite because they only had veggie potstickers they didn’t have pork potstickers and ive been thinking about them literally all day so i think it’s safe to assume aunt flo is on her waaaayyyy😫

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@sheilastagram DO ITTTTT

[taylor blevins @t_blevs]

@DonnaRBlank you are stuck with meeeee!!