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you cut me off mid-funk!

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coming out of tweet retirement to pontificate about how insane the elevators are at the phila museum of art

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*cracking open a liquid death in line for the Barbie movie* nothing like the ego sacrifice of consuming media to gain entry into the meme zeitgeist

[ABASSI DUBIAKU @veeveeveeveevee]

The constant slap bass throughout every episode of Seinfeld such an insane choice

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all men only want one thing: free continental breakfast included

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[jaunty, bombastic outro music plays]

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remember when julie quietly thought we were referring to calvin coolidge’s wife when we were frequently referencing jennifer coolidge?

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo"

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sure sex is great but have you ever gotten hands-on adjustment in a hot yoga class?

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let me get this straight— yung gravy rapped about filipino women and nobody tOLD me????

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scrolling through my own tweets to stave off the 9PM feeling of impending doom and concluding that I am both very funny and also unfortunately attracted to men who could not possibly care less about me

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my “type” is white country club lookin boy and also women who look like they’d HATE him so. do with that what you will

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investigating the Swatch fad- stay tuned

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@hgaston13 This is squarely in my wheelhouse

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my sexual orientation is Dominic fike

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if i were a producer my stage name would be long division

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is every new writer tired of being “unflinchingly honest” or???

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trying to unsubscribe from my feelings abt timmy chalamet and he just won’t let me