Teddy

If he can't drive with a broken back, at least he can polish the fenders

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

Someone recently suggested that I limit my opinions to 140 characters or less.

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

The light, seeing the crack in everything:

[mr. follow-through @symmetry_hater]

New pope’s coat of arms reportedly depicts two towers resembling corncobs, underlain by the motto “Jesu noli flere, mihi confidere potes, mel”

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

Hey dad? Ya, it’s about this misery you handed on to me… is it supposed to be deepening like a coastal shelf?? It is? Okay well you might have told me that ahead of time. Anyways me and Marianne are trying again.

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

I like this one

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

Absolute modern classic banger from @gorsebloom

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

translating "bildungsroman" as "Guy Fieri"

[HAD @havehadhavehad]

the LANGUAGE in these two from @AnthonyDiCarl12! feel like my brain & body & whole self is sparkling.

"I hate the milly-melly humdrummers, I love the big circus tent gone low in shadow and clutched breath. Johnnyclock Bossman likes his pile of eggs."

https://t.co/cud7BXXhFi

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

Thanks to @havehadhavehad and @JordanHamel_ for getting these two poems out to the world!

[Zachary Lorico Hertz @zacharylhertz]

ABC shuttering 538 reminded me fumbling you was far outside the margin of error. No forecast could've predicted how great we were in the aggregate, and since you left my favorability has hit historic lows. Silver wasn't good enough for you. Nonresponse is fine, hope all's well.

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

Sitting in the exit row of a Delta flight. Flight attendant asks everyone to say they understand the responsibility of the exit row, then says “idk if you guys watch the news but this stuff actually matters”

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

The Odd is Sea, Book 1, Lines 1-5

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@AnthonyDiCarl12 A suckling Chinese meal???

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@AnthonyDiCarl12 🍅

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@Ian_Gay_briel Just read Girl I Guess

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@justermatt Yeah I'm saying being bad at legal writing could be related to being good at writing for human consumption. Which is great unless you're like a lawyer or something

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@justermatt

[Cozeulodorieso @AnthonyDiCarl12]

Oh okay so when Palette does a Blackout Poetry Challenge it’s “awarding $500” but when I do it I “can’t have another drink” and “need to stop reading the Butcher’s Story by Mary Ruefle please this is the seventh time this half hour”

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

John Lithgow said WHAT?!

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@justermatt Hell yeah brother go do some laws

[Teddy @t_brewbeck]

@questionableway Smt, c’est un tréma!