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[t.chalms☀️🐞💋💕 @t_chalms]

Picasso ain't dead

[Today In History @historigins]

In a 1997 episode of Baking with Julia, Julia Child was visibly moved and wiped away tears after tasting Nancy Silverton’s brioche tart with pears poached in wine. ⁠
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She was so impressed by the tart’s perfect texture and flavor that, in a phrase that went down in history, she called it “a dessert to cry over,” while praising Silverton’s mastery of the art of baking.

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

funny how men have h4ted women since the dawn of time but now women h4te men and suddenly there's a problem

[possum princess @veggiequeen420]

got GA peaches from a farmer on the side of the road. he proceeded to detail why it is the end times and nothing he said was christian panic, just reality.

then he told me to enjoy the peaches as he doesn’t think there is another season coming

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The moving train window displays for Chanel at Bergdorf Goodman?? INSANE

[eliz @eliza___v]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[StupidButterfly @StupidButterfIy]

Went to see Obsession tonight and I learned there was a 10-year-old sitting behind me in the theatre when he turned to his parent and said very pointedly "Why did you bring me to see this"

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the food at the restaurant is coming, but not for you

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

CRINEEEEEEEE

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and say you’re the mother

[ananya @k4tiyak4run]

the doctor is neither too close nor too far

[david @davidefinitely]

someone used my credit card to take a $30 autism test

[sha 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 comms open @everlarklvr]

crying

[° ✧ ᴍ𝒚𝖓𝖓 ☁️ ݁ ˖ @2paumynn]

"me dieron una medalla por matar 2 hombres y me sacaron de mi cargo por amar a uno" Who is this diva

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

While he was on the phone with 911 about a fire, a girl came along and put it out with just a water bottle 😭

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

The plan:

- We get a job at J.P. Morgan
- We expense a $600 deli platter
- We get fired
- We collect $4 million

[jim 🍉 @muracommie]

being loved to the point of invention by your COWORKER is crazy

[divya ⭐️ @uncooldivya]

an evil woman is just an average man

[kemi @kemimarie]

i believe some people do owe you. i believe in karmic debt. and i believe anyone who has done you wrong after you’ve fed them well is indebted to you. scales are meant to be balanced.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

perhaps my favorite New Yorker reject of the year so far