It’s sad bc the balance of apathy and perfectionism they aspire to doesn’t exist. You have to try then fail. You can’t be effortless. It takes effort. I love my cringey tumblr poetry. teenage me singing in the mall. You try, you cringe, you fail and you learn to succeed. Fuck em.
having two cats means watching one of them lick the other one’s forehead with deep, unconditional brotherly love, only for it to devolve into a full WWE smackdown exactly four seconds later.
I can’t really make fun of this because John Green ended up building a maternity hospital in Sierra Leone and coercing Johnson & Johnson to surrender their patent on Tuberculosis medication entirely off the power of millennial cringe.
I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.
No, there is no "Benadryl challenge."
Your kids are either trying to get high or are trying to kill themselves. Stop blaming the internet and start thinking about ways you can help your teenager not feel like the only escape is to hurt themself.
people spent YEARS saying halsey wasn't rock enough and then she showed up, had people opening like five?? mosh pits at the first festival show, and suddenly everyone's acting surprised that she's actually cool as hell😭