Timmy Dando

MCHS '17 Widener Swimming '21

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[JT @jiratickets]

He’s out enjoying himself and having a good time. Remind him he’s 27 years old and still hasn’t figured out what he wants to be when he grows up

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

can’t bomb a drive at a data center, nerd

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

americans will use anything but the metric system

[New York Post @nypost]

Evidence of giant squid discovered - bodacious beast is bigger than a school bus with eyes the size of a large pizza https://t.co/Bqz39E8zmH

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

Ben Simmons

[Marty Teller @mwteller]

Sure would be nice to have a tall backup point guard to get Maxey off-ball here a bit

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

if Adam Silver doesn't get involved the Sixers are today's OKC 10 years ago

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR. DAN VLADAR.

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

that's a game misconduct for spearing but why call obvious penalties

[Oreste Mercado @orestemercado]

Not even the best city in your own state lol

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

lol, go @NHLFlyers

[Kyle 🌼 @GenosDawgs]

okay that sign says "HEY MALKIN! when it rained brains you were behind an umbrella"

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

I'm flyered the fuck up #IgniteTheOrange

[Timmy Dando @t_dando]

#IgniteTheOrange

[Brian Hart @BrianHartPR]

People in the Epstein files generally avoid being seen together in public. Not Josh Harris and Howard Lutnick, apparently. #SellTheTeam

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Dan Vladar the man you are.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Good news, we’re not the Mets

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Repost if you’re Flyered up. #IgniteTheOrange

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.