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forever in our hearts 11/12/15

[tess @t_essasims]

Oktoberfest 2024

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Indiana Fever three-time WNBA All-Star Aliyah Boston is signing a four-year, $6.3 million contract extension with the franchise, giving her the richest total salary in league history to date, Zack Miller of WME Basketball tells me, @alexaphilippou and @kendra__andrews. Boston will make $1M in the upcoming season and 20% of the cap from 2027-29.

[Nilla Nillanovic @JayNilla]

Good morning…

[Dave “Mortgages” Searle @MillerTimePod]

Gonna have to delete multiple years of childhood memories to clear up all the space in my brain this play will take up.

[Nilla Nillanovic @JayNilla]

Good morning yall…

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

wake up babe, we're going to the NBA Finals.

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast @JMartEnthusiast]

Grandma is staying trapped until the Dbacks get a hit with RISP

[🦇 @syphathegoat]

no new severance episode tonight!!
#severance @AppleTV

[໊ @user0000O0]

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

[SF @stefcoeur]

I hope this mans career blows up and he wins all the awards bc his performance in severance is phenomenal

[anon. @thareaalthing]

girls be 5’9 talking about “i’m just a girl” you are a point guard

[Goldschmidt Happened @GoldyHappens]

Me in my seat at Opening Day when Pavin Smith is the #DBacks Opening Day 1B

[The Duck @TheOregonDuck]

let me in!!!

[JFlow @milehighjflow]

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

they all end with END.

you know what doesn’t end?

Bo Nix.

RT if you cried.

[The Nels @TheNels]

A Dodgers/Yankees World Series was the best possible outcome for MLB and the worst possible outcome for anyone who actually likes baseball