taty

Wanna be famous

[mariana @safeleclerc]

ITS A BOY

[ٰ @taydesire]

i want her baby to know that she was my mother first

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

the 2027 Oscars ceremony:

[georgeharrisonfan1 @idleweezy]

robert pattinson lowk on a throne that was promised to jake gyllenhaal

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

Showed my little brother Spider-Man (2002) for the first time and he said MJ was chopped

[fleur⋆˚࿔ ꕤ ❀🕷️ @foredvens]

still haven’t found time to watch the odyssey, oppenhiemer, backrooms, obsession but watched spiderman on release night

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[Uneke Ijeoma @IjeomaUneke]

It was envy.

And now you're making mockery of her situation.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”

Man, fuck that unicorn.

[EBK @Awk_BobReynolds]

This is Marvel calling out all those stupid jokes. Good.

[Sof 🦋 @sofixpatronus]

@SGchartupdate The fact that this drama is more interesting than the whole show

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

new york under mamdani

[koko ☠︎︎ @deviatedseptum_]

somebody with this pfp just liked my tweet

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

His kids called ICE so she wouldn't get their inheritance

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

😭😭😭