Tyler Harr

Theatre-Maker

[Ashley Koon 🦋 @haaKOONa_matata]

Manifesting DT in a jail cell

[Ashley Koon 🦋 @haaKOONa_matata]

2019: let’s get this bread 💸

2020: let’s make this bread 🍞

[Tyler Harr @t_harr]

Happy cold and flu season from @SoundTransit! Make sure to rub your neighbor at rush hour to get EXTRA GERMS. Nothing like feeling like swine in a stable to really hit the spot at the end of the day. #Connect2020

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@KIRO7Seattle
Your news chopper is ruining my day in the park. Can you not?

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If my recently used emojis don’t say “seasonal affective disorder” I don’t know what does...

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Honestly, the biggest risk I take is asking strangers to watch my laptop in a cafe while I pee. #LivingOnTheEdge

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I can’t wait to go home and have relatives ask “How’s the theater thing going?”
Answer “Really well. Thank you.”
And then watch everyone be so shocked that I’m making it work. #FaLaLa

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But what I really want is an @TheNatalieWeiss podcast so I can just put my headphones in and be inspired weekly.

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If The #Kavanaugh story doesn’t illustrate for you why people don’t report assault, you will never understand, and are part of the problem.

I CAN’T WAIT TO #VOTE.

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It’s been over a year since I last worked at Starbucks, and Pumpkin Spice launch still makes me irrationally angry. #PSL #Triggered

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The hold music with my insurance company is my new fave song. I listen to it more than my own music library anymore...

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“Oh I work in theatre.”

“Nice! Any good movies out that I should go see?”

“No, like live theatre.”

“So d’you work in front of or behind the camera?”

Sonofabitch.... 😑

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I just want to calmly, albeit dramatically monologue in my car at night without my neighbors walking by and asking if I’m okay. Im not upset, I’m just an actor....

[Chloe🌱 @KloeSmithe]

“Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.”

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“Would you like a tax receipt with this donation today?”

You bet your BUNS I want a tax receipt with this donation. I am self-employed.

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Day off: do I get productive or do I stay in bed all day to store up on rest for the next three months without a day off?

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“You shouldn’t leave your FedLoan password on your desktop.”

Or what? Someone will login and pay my bill for me?

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My YouTube search history includes numerous ABBA karaoke tracks and the original Deez Nuts vine. I’m clearly living in another year.

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My iPhone’s Face ID is starting to recognize my face with a glass of wine in front of it....

[Tyler Harr @t_harr]

If you see a sad artist at the Starbucks in Lake City crying over multiple W-2's and 1099's and listening to show tunes to maintain some sort of composure, it's not me.