Tony Byrne

i like things, oh oh and i like egg salad sanwhiches, i am not a fan of old people or re heated soup 3

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Danelilla westbrook does my fat sweaty tits in!!! Just drink ur cans, get fingered, do ur bitta hoover and fuck of home and have a kip!!! Poxy all over the news coz she likes a patsy!!! #geebag #Happyfriday

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Jeremy dixons top 10 hits
1- MOVE FISH GET OUT THE WAY
2- SOM-FIN KINDA OHH
3- ONLY COD CAN JUDGE ME
4- ITS A BEAUTIFUL RAY
5- THE RAY I AM
6- WHALE AWAY WITH ME HUNNY
7- SHOT IN THE SHARK
8- FISH AN HIPS DONT... https://t.co/CAs65Zv5VD

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

1= FRIENDS
2= SCRUBS
3= THE IN BETWEENERS
5= BIG BANG THEORY
6=SEIENFIELD
7=ONLY FOLES AND HORSE
8= FATHER TED
9= BLACK BOOKS
10= KING OF QUEENS
THESE ARE THE BEST SIT COMS OF MY LIFE!!! #GOODNIGHT #STAYBLESSED

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

16 years today nanny.......... hard to believe my nanny is only 16 years of age i dont even know how that happend!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3 #3yearstoday #pollypissypants

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

HAPPY DAY FOR TONY TODAY ❤

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Me- 2.15 please
Driver- wer u goin
Me- town
Driver- that's 3.70
Me- I've only a fiver note
Driver- well go get change
Me- why what's wrong with what I'm wearing
Driver- get of the bus now!!
AHHHHH THE JOYS!! ONTO THE NEXT ONE #HAPPYWENSDAYFOLKS

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Press play...fast forward...wank..eject...back in case..LADIES AND GENTS MONSTERS BALL! ❤

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

"Im fit to fucking murder some one right now" really?? Fit enough to commit a homicide but not for enuf to get of ur fat hole and make ur kids even a few fish fingers!!! You fuckin chicken ball therapists!!!! #stayblessed #killthekidmaguire

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

heres a riddle, if you go to the pub at 11pm, drink 8 btles, 6 shots, another 2 bottles by 1.30am and u take 7 smoke breaks??? WHY ARNT U AT HOME LOOKIN AFTER UR 3 KIDS??? #COKEWHORES #mathsproblems #hitchcockandscully #stayblessed

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Apparently giving homeless people things an recording it is the new "trend" on facebook!!!! whatever happened to rape jokes, ni¥gger jokes, 9/11 happiness day, maddie mc muffin meal deals minus the kids toy, and... https://t.co/I8LMOzwCGU

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

What a beaitiful mind, what a beaitiful!! #iloveyoucal https://t.co/OoPQyh3tin

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

What a beaitiful mind, what a beaitiful person!! #loveucal https://t.co/s9XnMDPXkd

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR ❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙💙

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Ther are still FULLY GROWN 40 year old human beings that put "fuck it im single and staying that way" listen ther mushroom minge, nobody wants you or ur opel ovaries uve 25 kids and ur hair is falling out now fuck of fire lighter flange!!! #douevenownthatjacket #tramp

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

fellas that smash ther I-phones when they get annoyed and then BRAG about it the next day "ye boyz she was wreckin me head so I smashed me phone yerrrrrrrrrr" 3 THINGS
1= U CAN SMASH UR FONE, GRIND IT UP, EAT IT... https://t.co/o6VrQneh5i

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

PIATEK ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

Double up on agereoooooooo, buy 7-up and heroin and be on your way!!! SIR YES SIR ❤❤❤

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

i fuckin hate wen u get a missed call of a private number, then get hit by a bus and have to hav ur eyelashes amputated!!! #MUFC ❤

[Tony Byrne @t_havoc]

NEIL WARNOCK CRYING 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪 MY GOD ITS MORE THAN JUST A GAME!!!