TessL

she/her

[TessL @t_lebz]

@NoahKahan did I do it right

[TessL @t_lebz]

Truly why am I like this

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

halloween vibes are in the air… (everyone i know is anxiously awaiting an amazon delivery containing crucial costume components)

[TessL @t_lebz]

I literally never make tiktoks but I just made this lol

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://t.co/DqXDs89LVi

[TessL @t_lebz]

@lnbshr God how about we just let people liiiiiive

[TessL @t_lebz]

@robbielemnah 8:30 for me…

[TessL @t_lebz]

In college, Friday nights consisted of partying our faces off at bars and drunk eating pizza at 3 am. Now my Friday nights consist of clients sending me TikToks to unpack & explore during our next session. Life comes at you fast

[TessL @t_lebz]

When they check your LinkedIn profile bc you’ve blocked them on everything else>>>

[TessL @t_lebz]

@LilNasX you’re also my fave and important to mention I’ve been playing Montero album on repeat since its release

[TessL @t_lebz]

Single releases from my top 3 artists all in the same morning r u kidding me @theweeknd @thegreatkhalid #LÉON

[TessL @t_lebz]

Quick update: the youths are still doing this

[TessL @t_lebz]

@MalcCity @KanyeMedia_ Are mom & dad back together?! Is this a sign from the universe that we should be together on Halloween?! Did you see Kim kill it on SNL last night?! All this & more on tonight’s episode of keeping up with the kardashians👀

[TessL @t_lebz]

@LilNasX Justice for Sun Goes Down

[TessL @t_lebz]

I mean come on lmaoooo

[TessL @t_lebz]

Boy my daddy issues and attraction to toxic men really gets reinforced when I recently started re-watching Jersey Shore and realize that I’m in love with Pauly D

[TessL @t_lebz]

@MalcCity @desusnice Hahahaha nyc is the toxic ex-boyfriend tryna gaslight us into forgetting they fucked up

[TessL @t_lebz]

@MalcCity @avanthigovender Wow, NEEEED.

[TessL @t_lebz]

I have been the walking embodiment of lana del rey’s summertime sadness the past few days jfc

[TessL @t_lebz]

Just need to clarify that this is purely satire (#GetVaxxed) and I saw this meme on someone’s IG story and ran with it. Twitter is my judgment-free zone

[TessL @t_lebz]

Roses are red
“The vaccine is ineffective”