Tommy

PICU RN 💉🏥

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Legitimately never seen a subscription price drop in my life

[Aaron Lichstrahl @AJ_Lich]

Where are the $6 beers some graphic on Twitter told me Yankee stadium had???

[Matt Gottshall, CFP®, ECA @matt_gottshall]

People don’t tell you when you buy a home that your mortgage is going to be sold 6 times in the first 1.5 years and you have to constantly be creating new accounts, setting up autopay, and have like 6 form 1098s…

Why

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

“We could say the government spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money”

Ronald Reagan

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Regular reminder that checked bag fees didn't even exist until 2008.

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Isn't it crazy how nobody in congress can balance a budget, but they've all managed to somehow become multimillionaires?

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

St. John’s HC Rick Pitino on having to play the number one overall seed, Duke, in the Sweet Sixteen:

“I told my players it’s either kill or be killed. For practice yesterday, we dug graves. It’s up to the players now to decide who will be placed in those graves.”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

night shift workers seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

[Bark @barkmeta]

Congress agreed on something for the first time in years and it’s THIS

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[CHURRASCO SAUDADE @churrascooooo]

nothing more radicalizing than seeing your bonus taxed at ~45%

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

In this house Jack Hughes is a National Hero, end of story.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

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[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

[Matthew Coller @MatthewColler]

Good. How about an apology to him too? They made Teddy seem like some kinda criminal for buying food and Uber rides for kids

[Chris Peters @chrismpeters]

"Rearranged the room a little bit" = Bunk beds were attempted, 100%

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Did you know?
Before 1913 Americans kept 100% of their paycheck.

[best of true detective @truedetectiveee]

True Detective Season 1 felt like a fictional mirror of the Epstein files. Powerful networks, protected names, deliberately unfinished cases. The show hid it in symbols