BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
Leeds just can't stop winning!
Last night, local #LUFC fan Louis Lee Scott secured a contract with the #UFC, following a dominant performance in Dana White's Contender Series!
This takes his professional MMA record to 10-0-0!
He's a massive Leeds United fan and grew up in Morley, so be sure to send him some of that famous #LUFC love!
👉 https://t.co/6nBW2TllcS
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