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subjectively human

[t. @t_marsx]

something rlly interesting abt how i get a headache everytime I tell my parents ill come for dinner thats v interesting indeed

[t. @t_marsx]

im always forgetting dyke is a slur thats my bad fr

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@halfemptyjay YAYAYAYAYAY

[t. @t_marsx]

playing the refresh game for last minute odyssey imax tix is still bringing out my addictive personality

[t. @t_marsx]

when u become aware of how ur mother truly never listens to you and its the root of most of ur issues w other ppl

[t. @t_marsx]

the parasite fear mongering has been really terrible for me, specifically

[t. @t_marsx]

need an entire album of mitski covering 1D tyvm

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Oh no cocaine for me I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my friends

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[t. @t_marsx]

gf on straight girls who say their boyfriend parallel parking gives them the ick: "like do you even love him???"

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[madison @madison_tayt]

watching everyone talk about my salary range like it’s the most disgusting and abject poverty they could imagine

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[t. @t_marsx]

my roommate trying to remember patton oswalts name: whos that actor comedian guy whos like nathan lanes doppelganger?? and he was in lord of the rings??

[t. @t_marsx]

texting my gf that i got my period like a pregnancy scare when im actually just thanking god that i can use the hot tub on our vacation

[t. @t_marsx]

@rgri21 speak on it

[t. @t_marsx]

had a dream i went to an al anon meeting on knickerbocker avenue and they had karaoke

[t. @t_marsx]

dentist tells me my teeth staining is rlly bad and then i immediately go get coffee after the appt.... . theres no hope for me

[t. @t_marsx]

i had a dream i met connor and louis ln and i know its because i fell asleep watching hollanov and larry edits at 2am

[t. @t_marsx]

no cat in KFC parking lot tonight