One can only think here of what the Delphic oracle said to Croesus of Lydia in the Histories: if you march against the Persians, you will destroy a great empire. I hope someone remembers how this prophecy was fulfilled.
What is it with geriatric starters feeling the need to give every group a monologue on the first tee? Listen Grandpa, I don't care that you saw Lee Trevino here once in '69, and I definitely don't need a shot-for-shot breakdown of the entire golf course either.
This week the AP told us that "economists" are warning that we shouldn't want prices to fall.
These "economists" should switch fields, and maybe go into shoveling horse shit, since they're good at that already 🧵