tryphosa

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

Everytime I have to think of what to eat, I feel like I’m being punished.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I’m generally an uninterested woman. I like to avoid thingsssssss😭

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

I am disgusted by this tweet.

[ravn @mfnravn]

so everybody on love island can fall in love in 4 days but when i do it i’m the crazy one

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I just remembered how excited I was to stop using pencils and start writing with a pen in Primary 3. Funny how the smallest things felt like major milestones back then.

If only I knew 😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

I don already get music wey I go play for my car, na the car remain.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Any small thing I don tell you "okay", no put me for too much talk.

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[﹆ @flowzki]

those long calls where you guys start sharing pictures in between ..

“ i just sent it to you”

where ? on which app

😍😮‍💨 >>>>>

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

dating no hard sha, na you dey find love of your life

love of today and maybe tomorrow is also okay

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[kat @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

“i love you” love me na wetin concern me