Tyler Pluff

Attorney, Founder of DC Tailwaggers LLC, and proud Wisconsinite

#LifeofPluff

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People are posting pictures of them buying houses on Facebook and I'm home eating microwave chicken fried rice after drinking #LifeofPluff

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Baby Boomers at 29: Sweetie did you pick up more diapers for little jack?

Millennials at 29: Babe did you fill up the dog’s brita before leaving for work?

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There are now no laws even when you aren’t drinking claws! #WisconsinEvictions #coronavirus

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Have you ever put up a new mirror and then one night you walk by it in the dark and catch a reflection of a person in the corner of your eye and proceed to have a panic attack even though it was just your reflection... #LifeofPluff

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People always earning brownie points... but has anyone ever received a brownie? Like how many points do I need to get a brownie?!? #LifeofPluff

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Invited a girl over for dinner, making Italian, took out the oregano and went to sniff it acting all chef like, ended up snorting a bunch... now just sneezing oregano all over #LifeofPluff

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Was really craving a cupcake then realized I would have to actually bake one... ate a beef stick instead #lifeofPluff

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How do people avoid the temptation of eating a cupcake, cause the need is at an all time high right now #lifeofPluff

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@timothy_morton Drink Schlitz, The true Milwaukee beer

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@mkeadmirals @Wendys When you need to cool off after eating some @Wendys Spicy nuggs, #GoneButNotForgotten #BringbackSpicyNuggs

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@mkeadmirals @Chilis Trevor Smith

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Notre Dame is gonna to have to watch Rudy on the plane ride home to see what winning a big game is like #NDvsMIA

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@mkeadmirals @Chilis Kamenev

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Can you judge a night based on how many soft pretzels you wake up with? I have two in my bed.... #LifeofPluff

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Where are the fast heating ovens cause I need chicken fingers about 7 minutes ago #LifeofPluff

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@horseface34 Can I have your yoshi raptor shirt? It would make me lose weight to fit in it

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All these dating apps and sliding into DMs talk, Im just not cut out for this world.... I'm just gonna get a puppy #LifeofPluff

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If I ever have a dire need to throw up, all I need to do is to go to a bar and watch the couples #LifeofPluff

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Is Milwaukee that cheap or did I just pick the most expensive Denver bars to rape my bank account?!? #LifeofPluff

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All Denver bars seem to have bud light on tap but no miller lite... miller is owned by a Colorado company.. #SaltyPluff

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currently 70 in Denver but tomorrow it's supposed to snow six inches Gonna have to switch from Coronas to spiked hot chocolate #LifeofPluff