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"For how garbage you are you're pretty credible"

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You can stand, sit, kneel, or lay down, but you can #neverforget

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

If Twitter was an actual place

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@gabbsymone13 Uhm @Chilis as a former ChiliHead I feel it is my God given right to receive one of these. Where do I sign up?!

[Jess ✨🇭🇹🇯🇲👑🐢 @JaeRoyalty]

Who is responsible for this?! 😂😩😭

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Just paid my property taxes and all I have to say is FUK DEM KIDS

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@LilyAuker Sounds like the life to me

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When someone opens the stall while you’re peeing

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

browsing zillow

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I just had to direct a herd of men at Home Depot on how to stand in line for paint. Apparently it’s a difficult concept.

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Don’t let her face fool you, she’s a pain in the ass sometimes.

[Cel @llcoolcel]

weather in Texas drops down to 60 degrees and y’all ready to hang Christmas decorations and throw on hoodies/sweats LMAOOOOmetooOOOOO

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Parents at restaurant: our son’s 7th Birthday is today

*group of 6 adderall addicted chain smokers who all have sex with each other and haven’t slept in 24 hours stop rolling silverware and start clapping*

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Soaking up the last few days of being an only child.

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This is what I imagine having kids is like. Entertaining to watch, but so glad it’s not me.

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet https://t.co/XknWMhEMbk

[Cydney Australia @CYDDITTY]

This level of loyalty or nothing at all.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Adam Sandler actually pummeled those kids with dodgeballs in "Billy Madison," and ended up making one of them cry.

When the unhappy parents approached Sandler, he said, "Didn't they read the script?" The parents said, "They're six, they don't read yet."

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@gabbsymone13 when she ends a speech.

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@LilyAuker What do you think about schools reopening? If you don’t mind sharing. I don’t have kids nor am I an educator, but I’ve seen both sides of the argument and they both have some good points (other than the radical outliers, of course).