David Bedno

If I have nothing to say, I say it on Facebook. If I have less to say, I say it here.

Most of what I use Twitter for seems to be following public figures.

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Ok, fine. *exasperated sigh*

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@alexxdebut @PopBase The only time I use Twitter is to see if Facebook is down.

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@NBA 3:00pm Draft Lottery.
3:28pm Lottery results announced.

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I have it on good authority that every little thing gonna be alright. And if you can’t trust three little birds, who can you trust?

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They say you can tell a lot about a person by what they think of when they see the letters HP. I think you can tell more about someone by what they think of when they see CBT.

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Let’s call it what it is: Global Weirding. I know Global Warming is technically more accurate, but it muddies the picture. The weather is only going to get weirder as it gets warmer, and people understand weird. #GlobalWarming #GlobalWeirding

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Actually, I don’t. I don’t even remember joining Twitter.

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“He ran into our knives. He ran into our knives 23 times.”
Chorus: “He had it coming…”
From “Rome, the Musical”

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@amberwsports Amber’s 1-900 voice: Big deal. #BigDealNotABigDeal

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“Free shaves for Republicans!”
Sweeney Todd, prop.

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For a trumpet-playing band, Dire Straits sure spends a lot of time talking about the guitarists. #SultansOfSwing

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“New year, new me” he muttered, as he set up the mind-body transfer device.

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If you’re only happy when it rains, consider seeing a doctor for some manner of prescription medication. Weather should not be the only driver of your mood.

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With all due respect to Billy Joel, I *do* want clever conversation, and I *do* want to work that hard. To say otherwise is a kind of burn and a self-own.

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@ALawRadio He has a face!

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@SheponAir 2016 World Series. The Cubs break the longest curse in professional sports, something generations of fans never got to see, and in one of the most agonizing ways possible. Number 1, all day, every day.

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@ALawRadio If I said the Knicks were the Dallas Cowboys of the NBA, would you feel that to be accurate? They both think they’re “America’s Team”, but secretly (or not), most fans not in those cities really want them to lose.

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@PatBoyle44 Yeah, but we’d see more passing, and even if the scores would still be run up, at least the game would be more exciting.

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@PatBoyle44 All Star Game improvement. Assisted baskets get an extra 1/2 point.

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@broadwayHD I was hoping to find City of Angels (the Coleman/Zippel/Gelbart version) on your service, but, alas no. I am bummed.