'Tofunmi Aboluje.

A graduate of Fuoye #microbilogy #Virology// poet // B2B SAAS Copywriter// Social Media Marketing Manager//Executive Assistant.

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@AbimibiolaPeace I really do not remember the last time I took soda. I'm also not fan of bread, I eat it as last resort, so I can still cut it out. However, garri? Ah!...

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@FemiDerick1 I been no wan reply before, but then... "it's always those you call 'friends'". 🙂

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@OpemidimejiOsat E go fes shout "JeeOhVah". 😂

Update us any how e later be sha. 🤲😂

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I think the most underrated fact about life, and what makes it even more interesting, is that THE BEST IS ALWAYS STILL AHEAD.
Irrespective of the present, life can always get BETTER. 💯

Pheew.

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Make Dangote sef invest for my IPO. 🙂

[Jeroen Kopczinski @Parad0xically_]

https://t.co/fHSt5ojeQx

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@MrCharlesky Interested.

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The only time Man U and Chelsea fans set aside differences for a unified cause is when it's against Arsenal's joy.

Tomorrow morning, our rivalry continues, but tonight, we roast that North London impostor who thinks winning the UEFA champions league is for everyone. 😂💯

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@Manu_Sisti Claude.

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@TommiPedruzzi Send

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@tohire_ng That's plausible. Infact, I once saw a stat from the NDIC that states "around 97.6% of Nigerians earn less than 200k monthly".

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Bottomline, fail like your life depends on it! A number of times, success is disguised as failure, and we don't always know it until we've succeeded. What could be worse than failure though? NOT TRYING AT ALL!
Dear friend, why don't you try, and then fail a few more times?

[INALEGWU @tchaloyi]

THE STORY BEHIND THIS THING WILL SHOCK YOU! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

How many of you know what this is called?

Most of you will say bubble wrap. Some will call it stress relief. But if you asked the two engineers who invented it in 1957, they would have told you: "It’s a failure."

Alfred and Marc didn't set out to protect your fragile electronic packages. Far from that. They wanted to be interior designers.

They had this brilliant idea to create 3D Wallpaper. They thought the world was tired of flat, boring walls. So, they glued two shower curtains together, trapped some air in the middle, and told the world, "Look! We've invented trendy walls!"

The world looked, and then the world walked away. Nobody wanted to live in a house that looked like the inside of a swimming pool. Lol.

They were stuck with miles of poppable plastic that nobody wanted. They tried to use it to insulate greenhouses. It failed. They tried to sell it as a curtain. It failed again.

They were officially broke until IBM stepped in.
IBM had just built a massive, delicate computer and they were terrified it would break during shipping. At the time, people were using old newspapers and horsehair (yes, really) to wrap things. It was messy and it didn't work.

The inventors pitched their failed wallpaper as a protective air cushion. IBM tried it, loved it, and suddenly, the failure became a multi-billion-dollar empire.

You're welcome 🤝🏾

INALEGWU.

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Let the sun also make hay... It's my turn to shine. 💯🌟

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"The cost of entry is audacity!"

[SportsDokitor (Odogwu👆) @sportsdokitor]

I love Eric’s videos but you see this one, PLEASE WATCH IT!!!!

When he said, “The cost of entry is AUDACITY”, I just screamed!!!!

2026 is all about audacity for me oh!!!!

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Balotelli! Look scoreboard! look time! pass ball na!!! 🥹

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@AdepojuSamuelA @Wizarab10 It's synonymous to Stockholm's Syndrome.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

He still ended it with "see you at work" 😭😭

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"Eni ti ko se bi alaaru l'oyingbo, ko le se bi adegboro l'oja oba."
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You can't act like a veteran, if you've never been in the field.
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Sometimes, humility in it's most uncomfortable form is the first practical class you'd attend in Mr. Life's curriculum.

[S𝖎𝖗 S𝖊𝖆𝖓 🇺🇸 @seanpepisky]

When I moved abroad, I didn’t have papers to start working.
No job permit, no clear path, just faith and a few people I met who were also trying to survive.

We were a small group of Nigerians, all in the same boat, struggling to find something that could put food on the table. The cold was different, the hustle was strange, and the system didn’t care that we came with dreams.

I remember sweeping floors, washing cars in the cold and cutting grass for people who didn’t even know my name. I just needed something to get by. Then one day, I met a Nigerian family that wanted me to cut their lawns every weekend. It sounded fair, so I took it.

After a while, they started asking small favors. “Can you help me move this?” “Can you wash these dishes?” “Can you clean the garage?” Before I knew it, I became their full-time helper.

Me, a man who couldn’t do menial back home in Naija, reduced to being a houseboy in another man’s country.

It humbled me in ways I can’t even explain. I used to sit outside after work, cold air hitting my face, thinking about how life can turn everything upside down just to teach you sense.

See finish showed me sege. The same people who used to smile and say “thank you” started talking to me like I was beneath them. I saw it in their tone, in their eyes, in the way they tossed things around for me to pick up.

But I took it with silence. Because I needed it at the point of in my life. I knew where I came from, and I knew where I was headed.

That experience taught me that respect is not about your title, your car, or your comfort zone. It’s about how you treat people when you think they have nothing.

So when I finally got my papers and my life started changing, I promised myself something, I will never look down on anyone or their hustle. Whether they’re sweeping floors, washing dishes, or cutting grass, dignity still lives in labor.

Sometimes life needs to show you “see finish” just to remind you that humility is not weakness, it’s wisdom.

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@the_ibrahimb I've been thinking about "housing/shortlets", using furnished containers.
It doesn't require "building". It will reduce the number of homeless people on the streets, also helpful to young people just starting life alone, as it'll be affordable, compared to conventional housing.

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@CFCNewsReport It's only a rough patch, painful to see though. Nevertheless, I'm sure he'd rise up, again.