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What’s the point of chicken with no sauce ?

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

You’re sick if you use gel deodorant

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Can only hope Kylie breaks it off with Drake so we get a fire ass album

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Lions account for 63% of all gazelle attacks however gazelle attacks on lions are quite rare

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@_chanimal_ Innocent until proven guilty no?

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@elonmusk chip yourself first if you believe in it

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@mPinoe for president

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@wiildthangggxo @itsdylcargzo

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

If you’re over 21 no one cares about your birthday ... deal with it Karen

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@TotalProSports @UncleDrewGB @Bwerd44 when a video doesn’t age well

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@TotalProSports @UncleDrewGB @Bwerd44

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

Jeremy Lin got a ring before @carmeloanthony ... I’m looking at you NYC

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

Never forget when 50 violated floyd on social media

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@boogiecousins is so trash now I’d rather pay for Kyle Singlers contract

[Ride The Wave🏄🏽‍♂️🌊 @FinesseTheWave]

How unbothered are you?

Me:

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@samiwert @Bwerd44

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@m4ckinzie No

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@Drake if the raptors win the finals you gotta drop a new album

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

@HoopMixOnly @UncleDrewGB @Bwerd44

[simmonstrever @t_swerve69]

Find you a friendship like @Dame_Lillard & @CJMcCollum got

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@Keeganmcmillin 10/10 delete tweet appropriate

[John Beale @John_Beale]

This was the @HoustonRockets chance. Should’ve closed out game 5 and rolled in game 6. Neither happened, absolute choke job. Favorite team but there is nothing clutch about “clutch city”. #butthurt