Trista Taylor

dog mom | soft pretzel connoisseur | professional lint roller-er | beer enthusiast | the most awkward person

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

Just found out it's #HarryPotterweekend. Currently cancelling all weekend plans. 🤓

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

Pro tip: @Swiffer makes a great spider killing tool as well as a great way to sweep up your floors.

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

First snow of the year in Kansas City:

Missouri drivers:
better take it slow

Kansas drivers:
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING. WHAT IS THIS STUFF FALLING FROM THE SKY IVE NEVER SEEN IT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m just part of an experiment to see how poor @ATT customer service can be before they start to lose customers. I’m half expecting someone to suddenly pop out from behind some bushes and yell, “YOU’VE BEEN PUNKD”

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

@KCTV5 what’s happening on the bond bridge right now? Traffic is at a stand still.

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

I just used an eighth of a tank of gas in the drive thru at @Wendys

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

@petitobjetb Trista is a creative who has a dog and she is so much better then your dog and we don’t have any time to come over tonight or tomorrow morning I have a dog dinner.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

No amount of escape rooms gunna help you escape the fact that your life’s a lie.

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

The reason I love dog people so much is because you can say your dog just went swimming in the mud and the reaction you get is an excited “oh boy” with wide eyes- with real excitement about it.

[GastingerWalker @GastingerWalker]

"Expert Card Makers" can now be added to our resume. 👏 Happy #ValentinesDay!

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

You know you’ve reached a new level of dog momness when you rely on your dog’s body heat more than your own blankets to keep you warm at night. #dogmomforlife

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

It’s the end of agencies as we know it. Here’s where we go next: https://t.co/CQg34YK4dz

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Coming soon to theaters: Dinosaurs Breathing on People

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

• Toyota
"Good Odds"

Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi and Dentsu

The story of Lauren Woolstencroft is irresistible, and well told here with real emotion by Saatchi and Dentsu. Read more about Toyota's mobility work at https://t.co/rJNXFxx7MB.

👍

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

GET IT? It's a Song of Ice and Fire!

[AgencySpy @AgencySpy]

Today, we are all Tide Ads #TideAd

[Hardee’s @Hardees]

We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please

[Eric Little @TheEricLittle]

Most genius part of the Tide campaign? You wonder if every ad is a Tide ad at the beginning. Brilliant stuff.

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

The more you know 🙌🏻 #wednesdaywisdom https://t.co/03GggJa7lc

[Forbes @Forbes]

Best jobs to apply for in 2018:
1. Data scientist
2. DevOps engineer
3. Marketing manager
https://t.co/RFx9jYQjBh

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

Trying on my normal pant size @hm makes me feel like I’m in that scene from White Chicks where they say “there’s no such thing as too small”

[Trista Taylor @t_taylor93]

@CanidaePetFood just bought my dog more of the bison grain free & she’s been throwing up every time she has some from the new bag. Wtf? 🙁