Thomas Gerber

esteemed author of “Dumbo monkeys”

[adidas US Football @adidasFballUS]

We’ll be having 🦆 for dinner‼️🏆

#teamadidas x @UW_Football

[Matthew Harris @uchiha_matthew7]

And oh

[Drew @drewthe2nd]

We smokin that duck pack tonight

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

�� RT to Win 🚨

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[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

@johog23 Exposed

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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In honor of THIS being our Friday mood, we’re giving away a baseball AND jersey signed by Tom Murphy... Just RT for a chance to win!

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

🧽 x 🐢

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Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: https://t.co/Z2VzIdludF

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ RT TO WIN ⚾

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[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

@uchiha_matthew7 This is an obvious derp moment by you. I clearly owned you in both these tweets

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

@uchiha_matthew7 Love being friends with weird guys like you. If I had a nickel for every time I have seen you eating candy bar wrappers from the trash…

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

College passes faster than a toupee in a hurricane

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

Remember my pork loins tweet? Yeah it was terrible

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

Yo thats facts!

[jackie @jamNotJellly]

I miss 2019

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

@uchiha_matthew7 Yaaaaas this is so true!!!!

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

Top three things I miss from college:
1. Ripping massive farts into my roommates minifridge
2: Kombucha beer bongs at the function
3: Old school panty raids

[Thomas Gerber @t_tom_gerbs]

@BookIt been trying to get a hold of someone through numerous different numbers... but literally no one will help us or even answer. Bad look when your flight is in 72 hours and your home is being ravaged by Coronavirus. Please contact me so we can figure this out.

[. @N1CJOHNSON]

If your high school was anything like mine, you had your nerds, you had your jocks, then u had these guys: