Tyler Underdown

NYSE recognized investor :^) I tweet about chipotle, my wonderful wife, stocks, and the LA Clippers(In no particular order).

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Hey if you’re too scared to drive over 20mph, please

🤗✨stay home✨🤗

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Woah 🤯

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

10’s got some juice #usmnt

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

There’s only one “disgrace of Kansas City” and it’s state line road

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The gigantic new format of the World Cup was always going to throw up a few wrinkles. It’s weird. It’s confusing. And this week, we’re about see that the format has one gigantic problem.

Read more in WSJ's Sports newsletter: ⚽️ https://t.co/buOvFTvevN

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[boxscot @boxerscott421]

@qingchao1917

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Ok why are the Knicks shirts bedazzled? 😂😂😂

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

@cdotharrison I don’t like that you lose a timeout for the ref blowing a call.

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Hannah got mad at me because I kept on yelling “BARBECUE CHICKEN” at the tv 😂😂😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

James Harden not even TRYING on defense 😭

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

James harden

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Shoutout to the #Royals bullpen, they’ve been super consistent all year, and consistency is what you want from your pitchers!

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

Its different this time.

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

Old enough to remember when this dude was campaigning himself for the Nobel peace prize

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X @TrumpTruthOnX]

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

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[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

People are going to be drafting the wrong B. Robinson ATL RB in fantasy this year lol

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Falcons officially signed RB Brian Robinson Jr.

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

It might actually be the perfect weather outside today.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

“Describe yourself in three words”
“Overly efficient”

[Tyler Underdown @t_underdown]

You will never see a bad review for a parachute 🤯

[Cashman’s Burner @Mark_Trova]

Just an annual reminder that there is no bigger fraud in the world than Punxsutawney Phil. 35% lifetime correct prediction rate. A “did the sun rise yet” merchant

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Fed's reckless policies of low interest and flooding the market with dollars needs to be stopped or we will face record inflation.