M. T. Vessel

30s, she/her, cis, straight, white, poly, kind of appalachian, vaguely pagan, and gave up on being the smartest person in the room a long time ago

[M. T. Vessel @t_vessel]

@OgLakyn I’d bet spirit gum, toupee tape, or possibly carpet tape, just based on what I know burlesquers use for heavy pasties

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@pixieeelocks Watched this and realized I missed the last big update so I was like “wait, what??” A lot

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@dieworkwear I want that cat sweater injected straight into my veins, hnng

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@pixieeelocks Ty used to make ELITE plushies and now we get beanie boos 😭

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@DGlaucomflecken I love a premolar personally, this is premolar erasure

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@brettspalding @BigRedCeltTT @maklelan “Denied birthright” is either won’t fuck them, won’t have their babies, or won’t give them authority for their maleness. “Corrupted hobbies” is putting more than one girl in Star Wars

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@pixieeelocks Can we all come with you 😭

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@Manigarm You forgot “incredible visual artist” and “badass” (though that last one is mostly implied)

[Art & Atoms @ArtAndAtoms]

Haunted bride

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@OgLakyn They COULD rent from their local community theater, but nooooo

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@sheilagregoire Might just be me, but that sounds more like ownership than respect to me 😬

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@OgLakyn Oooooo

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@DGlaucomflecken As a highish myope I WISH I could find itty bitty round glasses that really fit my weird head. Alas.

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Someone tell me why I have closed and reopened this stupid app twelve times in a row

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

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@OgLakyn High waisted anti-chafe shorts are also super good for this

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Haven’t been On Here due to…you know…natural disaster…what did I miss?

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@dieworkwear The amount of people on the replies being mad that the menswear guy wants to talk about menswear…