T_wangari🇰🇪

Life is beautiful 🌸 full of wonderful surprises ✨

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[Manzi @ClixWell]

“A way forward.”

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Oraimo watutengenezee a day between Sunday and Monday tupumzike

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me asf:

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Indian Railways rejected my project 🥲

[The Devil's Advocate ⚖️ @elviraanindo_]

I raise you

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

A PhD that ends with a product instead of a paper nobody reads.

More countries should try this.

[ᒥᐦᑯ 🌸 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘺 @redaskiy]

Working class mom

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Naisha coz this is true

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

Shakira going to Africa every time it’s the World Cup to find backup dancers

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kindly dm me your phone number nikuadd kwa group ya dr mattress owners KE

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Honeybadger @9honeybadger9]

Ask me how i know your colleagues dislike you

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Bachelor's of Divinity (Theology) this September?

[SB @seyedele]

See how dem park helicopter like say na Hilux 😭💔

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

how it feels when you're winning quietly and nobody knows

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic