Tom Zeman

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[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

If I only had an hour to live, I’d spend it at work hungover on a Friday because it feels like an eternity

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

RETWEET for a chance to win 2 tickets to the White Sox Home Opener on April 12!

#ChangeTheGame x @GuaranteedRate

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

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[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

I will ALWAYS pay the extra $2 to have the store cut my onions for me

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Get juicy!

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Siri, play “Juicy Wiggle”

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

“You gotta get through the storm to get to the sun”

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Siri, play “Juicy Wiggle”

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

At what age do you say “going to my parents place” instead of “going back home”?

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

My neighbors are a dumpster fire and I have no idea why I pay for cable

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Humble brag... I have the best friends

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Chelsea Chelsea 😘

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Unbelievable start to the Ploffs. Hockey is back!

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

@pinkwhitney worse than missing an empty net

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

The freshmen 15 ~ COVID 19

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

The moment you realize you have the best parents in the world.

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

It wasn’t the hype it was made out to be

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

The gym, bar, office, kitchen, and bed all within 100 feet of each ain’t a bad deal at the moment

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

I will never understand a relationship that consists of only yelling

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

O, is that what we’re calling this now?

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

To the person in front of me at the McDonald’s drive thru, “Thank You”. To the person behind me, “Seriously! $25 worth of McDonald’s”.

[Tom Zeman @t_zman12]

Just because you own a set of golf clubs does not mean you should start trying to learn golf during quarantine

[Ryan Hermes @ry_hermes]

We had a virtual concert tonight because we were supposed to see @michaelfranti @OldDominion @FLAGALine @kennychesney at @millerpark tonight