Mercedes

7/31 💍

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

Haven’t seen my husband in almost 3 months and it’s literally hours to till I see him graduate BMT 😭🥰

[¥ @laylanaiim]

My PATTERN recognition skills makes me an absolute MENACE to folks who thrive on manipulation.

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

Next tattoo idea on the back of my legs 🦵 😳?

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

@Brr_Toon Omg sorry my notifs off lol I bought 4 cans of air, a thin bristle brush and a 4pk of microfiber cloths. There’s so much more 😭 idk what a easier way would be tbh

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

I’ve been cleaning and dusting my husband’s legos and rearranging the house since 9:30 in the morning 🫣😩

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

I really go fkn insane when I catch a mf staring up in down BITCH BEHAVE 🤢

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me trying to be in my feminine era
Also me:

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

Niggas find out you smoke a bong and start acting like you’re a Caucasian

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow https://t.co/gRZmvcCTVH

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

Being a misandrist in retail 😮‍💨

[Mercedes @taaaaare]

My mom got too many fkn kids to just be bothering the oldest one who gots a husband and a life to live 😩😂

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[` @schiz04renic]

a coward beside you is more dangerous than an enemy in front of you.