Tabitha

Be astonished and RIP. 📓🌿🏳️‍🌈

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

god these guys are so funny. living these austere ass lives devoid of indulgence and pleasure all to be like “i may be 47 but my organs are actually 42”

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

It’s sickening, but unsurprising, what Jeff B*zos and Carnegie Mellon have done to target a Black woman professor for speaking on her and her family’s lived experiences. In case, it’s not clear, this is how the real cancel culture looks.

[Newberry Library @NewberryLibrary]

POV: you’ve got 97 tabs open.

[hermione granger @jayydee78]

who the fuck invented pet rent my cat is literally unemployed

[Tabitha @taaaabithaaa]

Britney Spears’s instagram is the only thing keeping me going at this point

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Well I talked to God and he said actually I’m right about everything and he feels the same way I feel. My cat is also saying this

[sally darr @sallydarr]

will smith is maddy, chris rock is cassie, the oscars is lexie's play, zendaya is literally watching in the audience

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

ah yes Horney v Freud, a classic case of “ur a jealous hater” “no u”

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

Protests are erupting in several Russian cities tonight against Putin's large-scale invasion of Ukraine, along with attempts from police to forcibly suppress them. Here's his hometown of St. Petersburg. I'll be threading videos below as I find them.

[🖤 bethany @MISSBETHANYMAE]

mariah carey sued her ex for $50 million for “inconvenience fee” of wasting her time and won. that is my president.

[brittany spanos @ohheybrittany]

screaming at the last line of this

[Joanna No Banana @JoannaNoBanana]

Schools and jobs need to do a better job at offering accommodations to disabled and/or chronically ill people.

[Mollie Murk @Mollie_Smiles]

is it covid or is it stress or is it fatigue or is it a cold or is it allergies or is it existential dread or is it psychosomatic or is it your new meds or is it covid or is it stress or is it

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[handsome gretel @greatestdisease]

i love weed bc it just feels good to be dumber

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”

[Frances Ryan @DrFrancesRyan]

The teacher with a kidney transplant. The kid whose mum has muscular dystrophy. The teenager with asthma. Disability is more a part of society than many think - and every decision we make about schools during the pandemic should have it at the heart.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the CDC rupaul
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"good luck and don't fuck it up"