Taslimah

[Ilda 🦋 @__Ilda]

GP receptionist really act like they’re club bouncers

[✯ @crispypunxni]

HELP???😭

[Fanucci @Fuaadoo]

Remember when KFC ran out of chicken and we thought that was the lowest we could get in the UK? LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Omer Choudhary @Omerchoudhary2]

Me: Hey dad, that orange was really good last night
*Desi dads the very next morning:

[Natalie @jbfan911]

when I’m cc’d on an email

[Laura Jákli @laurajakli]

2020 email intros are getting creative.

[ً �� @3hotcheetosboi]

i stress about stress before there’s any stress to stress me out

[ً @TweetXan_]

Men say “don’t start” and women hear “are you ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????”

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

My mom when I look beautiful

[Anne-Marie ♡ @AnnxMxrie]

I really hate it when someone tells me to do something I’m already about to do. It really rubs me the worst way 😂