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somewhere between psychotic & iconic

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Contestants on @loveislandusa should be allowed to fist fight.

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Never trust a mf that uses a yahoo email account #growup

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Why does ice cream taste so much better when it’s just ~a little melty~

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@elonmusk can you buy Instagram next & make it stop forcing everyone to make reels?? PLEASE. I’ll Venmo you $8 rn let’s go 🙏

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Tried to be open minded & listen to the new t-swift album & all I gotta say is:

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I’ll never respect someone who honeymooned at Disney

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Ngl Vampire Diaries’ soundtrack is top tier

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Zooey Deschanel is annoying- which sucks bc New Girl is funny so if you wanna watch it you just gotta deal with it. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers I guess.

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Accidentally changed my phone to military time so now I’m out here like “I’ll be ready at seventeen o’ clock” bc I don’t have enough brain cells left for shit like this 😩🥴

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Starbuck’s chocolate cream cold brew really has me by the balls

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Am I… am I the drama? @rache1ynn

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I’m at the skate park right now and this guy has Kevin Jonas nipples 👀

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Pray for my coworker… nothings wrong w him he just has both of these packs of cigs simultaneously 💀🫣 who hurt him?

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Squad sh!t

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If you see me in jersey next month- no you didn’t.

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Me after watching the defamation trial every morning like it’s an obligation, then proceeding to give everyone I encounter that day my highlights & opinions ✨

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Just ✨Denver Things✨

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My appointment today was for a clients’ grandpa that’s visiting from outta town & this mf walks in my booth- looks at the chair he’s bout to sit in & goes “well this looks less than comfortable” lmfao what did he expect 😭Just sit tf down Eugene 💀

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Can Amber Heard just lose this f-ing case already 😩 this is embarrassing for actual victims of domestic violence. #AmberHeardlsAnAbuser