the real sim shady

bios are for losers

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

i like pinapples on my pizza and ketchup on my mac and cheese

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

ok i rlly do love her but somebody needs to tell people that being born with red hair means you’re born a ginger. orange ass pumpkin head. your hair does not come out manic panic vampire red 😅

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

Life really cheated me by not allowing me to be born with red hair

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

@robbbylee i know that doesn’t directly fix the yeast infections but antibiotics are a trigger for me as well so avoiding them may help 🤗

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

@robbbylee just a heads up as someone who spend 90% of my life with a UTI, D Mannose is a powder you can buy on amazon etc and it coats the urinary tract so that the bacteria can’t stick one spoonful in a glass of water per day (no taste i swear) keeps mine away for months!

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

u are all (and i cannot stress this enough) fucking crackheads

[halsey @halsey]

I have so many secrets inside me I think I’m gonna have to glue my mouth shut.

[mari @leom0on]

if ur detached and pretend like u have no feelings to be cool and edgy stay away from me im trying to be my passionate self and love w all my heart and soul w/o u making me feel stupid for it

[Michael @michaeldaddy51]

I got the cheese I got the cheddar you little broke boys could never #bossup

[🥀 Audree 🥀 @DarlinSincerest]

Stop releasing balloons and such PLEASE. They do not go to heaven or the North Pole or whatever. They go to our lakes, rivers, oceans, forests, etc. just please. Pleaaaase stop.

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

i need to control my urge to give bad reviews in fits of rage

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

halsey is 24... i’m 23... oh my god.

[halsey @halsey]

I am making the best music I have ever made and I sleep like a baby in the comfort of knowing I have grown into my own skin. 24 thank you for being kind to me.

[Sean Christopher @bootytraplord_]

I’ll be the first to whoop PETA’s ass for talkin shit about a legend. Steve Irwin was more help to animals than this fucking organization could ever hope to be.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

bradley cooper n lady gaga r in love u can’t change my mind

[Peyton Ryan @peytonryann]

how do I get subtitles....but in real life ? cause I literally cannot hear what anyone is ever saying to me

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

when i’m 4 twisted teas deep at 4:50 AM and stephen wants to leave the party

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

caption this

[the real sim shady @taaysimm]

@TeresaHarrigan see i told you 😂