Tabby Wilson

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

best part of my night is when I open tik tok to watch the little show @whitttitt has curated for me in the dms.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

It’s at that point in the AZ summer where I think it might be cooler to sleep outside. But there are tarantulas out there, so I can’t.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 859

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@LennyK6 deleting all social media until june 26th

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

I’m going to Montana this week.

[Vulture @vulture]

kendall roy:

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@mjeppsen the accuracy.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

My dating life lately: “Sorry I told you about myself, do you still think I’m hot?”

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

Dear universe more one-night stands, in my life, like the one Rebecca had on @TedLasso S3E6, plz.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

I loathe being shushed. And as a typically loud person, it’s tough out there.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@QuinnMahoney sip and chug, in one bottle.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@QuinnMahoney Owala is the way to go.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@LennyK6 Cool, my friend is free most Fridays and weekends.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

@LennyK6 Does your friends wife need other people to practice on? Asking for a friend.

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

gonna start asking people i’ve just met if their shirt is new.

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Tabby Wilson @tabasaurus]

I’ve started re-watching ‘Cheers’ and it might be the best tv show ever made.