> be Miley Cyrus
> born "Destiny Hope," called "Smiley"
> dad sings "Achy Breaky Heart"
> godmother is Dolly Parton
> Disney says you're "too small" at 11
> book Hannah Montana anyway
> at 15, Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair scandal
> at 20, twerk Robin Thicke at the VMAs
> swing naked on a wrecking ball
> marry Liam Hemsworth. split 7 months later
> drop "Flowers" on his birthday
> break Spotify's weekly record. twice
> win Record of the Year. your first Grammy ever
> at 33, get a Hollywood Walk of Fame star
the 2,845th star. on the same sidewalk where her dad used to walk her past gift shops at 2am, buying knockoff Oscars
the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist