Told Tyler he should be waluigi for Halloween and when he said why I said “because you’ll never get invited to smash, bro” and then cried laughing and he was just like “I’m your husband we have 2 kids that makes no sense tabby I’ve smashed” and I still couldn’t stop laughing.
So much has been happening lately and I’m really not okay but I can’t tell any of my support systems bc all their lives are falling apart and they’re leaning on me for support and I want to be there for them but it’s too much idk what to do
I’m lonely but not like in a relationship way in a best friend way. Like I miss having a girl friend to call up and vent to or who will come over make me tea and talk when I take care of my monster kids
I talked all this shit about how most babies look like old men or birds but Roz was always cute and karma bit me in the ass and gave me a Benjamin button baby but it’s okay he still handsomes
Me in life: red flag leave him don’t look back know your worth
Me watching the vampire diaries: so what he murdered a few people big deal. Okay he took away their memories and manipulated your best friend PEOPLE CAN CHANGE.
Watching vampirina with Roz and their dog turns into a werewolf when u give it milk and the neighbor was like “ur dog looked hungry so I gave it a snack” ofc it was milk and I was like who gives a dog milk?? And Roz said “don’t know mama. Dog eat meat no milkies” and sighed.
Tyler: I made you a cup of tea
Me: 🙂
Tyler: don’t look at me like that
Me: I can’t LOOK at you
Tyler: not like that. Like your happy with me or something
Me: you desperately need to talk to a therapist
Tyler’s dad is getting remarried on September 4th and I’m having severe mom guilt for considering going and getting my dad to babysit for the night bc Mason will only be a month old should I go