Tabitha🖤

i dropped out, twitter knows my secrets.

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

Shit i hear at the Hombres...a thread..

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“you’re a beagle in this pit bull world”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

Shit i hear at the Hombres...a thread..

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“redhead spelt backwards is piece of shit”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“fu k you and your honda accord”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“my belly button used to lactate.…because i had an infection..🫢”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“we raise the roof, not our voice”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

why does the time on the lock screen not have pm or am next to it? bc i went to sleep at 7pm and woke up at 10pm thinking it was whole new day

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

okay but like drinking FIVE 22oz glasses of Twisted Tea was a bit much😅

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“if you can kiss your homies, you can hump your homies. happy hump your homie wednesday”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“you sure do know a lot about the anus”
“ass stands for A”
“it’s my favorite letter”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

been at the beach for about 4 hours and i’m ready to leave bc i didn’t bring my car so i can’t hangout with the cool kids😅😭

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“it’s a baby girl..for now..”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“5 ultras and 2 lemon drop ago”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“jeff was throwing buns, it was amazing”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

i thought i knew what sadness felt like….but i watched my grandpa cry today and now i know what sadness actually feels like…

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“wound up, bound up, tore up, and horned up”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

“tell him if he wanna see the ass, i gotta see some cash”

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

i learned how to play dice in front of tres last night. that was neat.

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

i’ve never been hit in the face with 20 straws before until tonight but good lord shawdy. throw something else, don’t waste my straws 😂

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

if you don’t know what a long island iced tea is, don’t order it 😂

“can i have a long island? is the sweet tea good here?”

[faith @faiththegemini]

“Y’all broke up?”
nah he’s broke.. I’m UP

[Tabitha🖤 @tabby_tabby23]

today at work i was talking about going to the gym and building muscles. a man next to me goes “i can sell you some muscles”. i told him i’d have to think about it