Plant Hoe

she/her

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

For anyone in need of comfort for the holidays, no matter the reason, here’s my list of comfort movies.
- Ever After: A Cinderella Story
- About Time
- Pride & Prejudice
- The Theory of Everything
- Cafe Society
- When Harry Met Sally
- You’ve Got Mail

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

I’m lowkey blowing up on my work’s Tik Tok & reels and I am too sensitive for the Karen’s trying to bully me lmao

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

If you’re my friend and you’re in Cincy pls come see me at the City Flea tomorrow with our plant bus Petunia! I have to wake up at 4am for this lol

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

Just found out my partner’s salary is $5,000 higher than mine right after I introduced him to Miss @KaceyMusgraves Breadwinner.

This is an emotional time for me.

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

I jokingly mentioned how he should watch the bachelor to talk about it with me and he started watching the last season right then so he could discuss it

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

A guy I’ve been talking to is taking a half day today to drive 1.5 hours to come see me in cincy and taking me to a butterfly conservatory!!!

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

He’s going thrifting for a picnic basket so he can take me on a picnic this weekend. I told him he didn’t have to it seemed like a lot of effort and he said “Um it’s worth it. You deserve a lot of effort”

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

Am I the best gf my exes have ever had?
No
Do I have the best boobs?
Yes

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

My love language is paying my parking ticket I got my first week in cincy. Venmo is Tabitha-Bishop lol

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

Maybe my moral compass is off but I genuinely don’t wanna be friends with you if you think Katie is a villain or gaslighting and not Greg. Go to therapy

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

I really need @hinge to get a filter that allows me to just see leftist indie boys with bad mustaches and coveralls

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

@hmsexyton Show me all the places!

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

I moved back to Lou so I need people to show me around since I haven’t lived here in 4+ years

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

@emmasjoking I’ve been to hell & back

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

If anyone has any recs on movers (from Lexington moving to Louisville) pls let me know!

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

https://t.co/PA2bzOSfMo

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My dad’s book came out today! It’s a historical fiction about the house he lives in. If you wanna check it out I’ll add links to purchase in this thread

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https://t.co/pvSrxeBLfR

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Ya girl is on Prozac now so not only am@I got, but in 4-6 weeks I’ll be a hell of a lot less annoying

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

@MyNameIs_Billy @fimproastpod Wrong on everything except Michael A; you got that one right.

[Plant Hoe @tabibis]

My favorite part of the week is listening to @MyNameIs_Billy be wrong for almost an hour every week @fimproastpod