Bro, so as my first time driving when it was snowing, lemme tell yah, it felt like I was going warp speed because the snow looked like stars coming at me while I was steering my Enterprise
Earth: Hey Texas... sorry about that whole hurricane thing.. things really did get out of hand and we’re sorry. We all got together and got you a Christmas gift to make up for it.. *snows in Texas* Texas: *Error 404*
when i decide to stop procrastinating, finish my finals, start eating healthier, learn how to take care of my mental health, and fix my sleep schedule its over for yall just yall wait
I've come to the conclusion that if you make a negative remark towards anything that involves Texas, be ready to be attacked by the cult of Texans and their pride
What do you get a mom for Christmas that’s always been there for you in the good and the bad, supports your decisions even if its just to help you learn a lesson, and makes the best brownies and care packages but you you’re a broke college kid?...