D Ashley

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit. The fuck you gonna tweet about?! "Just leaving day care about to go play outside."

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

Twitter is stupid!

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

You fall for them you get attached you get hurt you move on repeat.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

My mom likes to play this game called "yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her".

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

Hey man can I use your phone to call my sister?

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

[T]hank.[Y]ou.[G]od.[A]lways

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

*Morning In class* Me:*Gets sleepy and so lazy to study* *Night At home* Me:*Wide awake and get online*

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

We live in a culture where we are surrounded by s t phones and stupid people.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

So I gave this bitch some toilet paper and told her she was the shit. 27

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did something wrong.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

Over thinking does kill your happiness.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open cabinets. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

I was so stupid to think that you actually cared.

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

I just saved a lot of money for child support by switching to condoms!

[D Ashley @tabithabrewer12]

My 11:11 wishes? They are always wasted on you but never come true.