tabitha🍒

[Alexis W. @lextakesthecity]

Tipping culture has become horrendous. No, I am not tipping the barista because they made my ice coffee the way that it should be made. Tipping culture is for servers and other workers that don’t make their full pay and survive off tips. Is everyone okay?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂

[v @Oimaclav]

I hate a "I've never seen Harry Potter" ass muggle

[k 💫 @ethelcaining]

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

The only right answer tbh

[ang @cybermrcury]

Sorry didn’t expect us to intertwine our entire lives so entirely that now we can’t see a life without each other Lol

[mani @ImaniShante]

I wanna be nicer and less reactive but “stupid bitch” just rolls off the tongue

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

who else

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

u cannot trust anything i say when ovulating. nor menstruating rly. definitely not when pre-menstruating. honestly there r about 4 days a month where i am not completely insane

[ahuofɛ bonita @akoslachapa]

y'all gon be mad when y'all open my wedding cake and it's cheesecake

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

smash

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

I also gave you 29 chances. I just wasn’t loud about it. You guys think we just cut people off after the first minor incident?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

fuck a breakup have you ever been the excluded friend

[tabitha🍒 @tabithadorman]

Are any of you working your dream job/a job you love? If so does it support you financially? If not, what is your reason for staying at your current job/position?

[✧ @northstardoll]

i would eat soup with u in every lifetime