Tabithaaa

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Me spinning the block because they forgot my fries in the drive thru

[zen @zenoviea]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit.

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

I AM SCREAMING. TURNPIKE IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

[Graycie York @gyorkmusic]

you’re still just a bitch in my book

[K @notlikecali]

I love to make the liberals upset

[Dylldo @DSilly_]

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever enjoyed a steak dinner and a whiskey while sittin across from a beautiful woman after a long, hard day of work? Chef’s kiss af.

[HER. @softlfegirl]

Lmao somebody said “I do dumb shit like check my emails in the club” like no fr 😭

[Shea Abshier & The Nighthowlers @SheaAbshier]

What’s the first THREE things you do when you get into your hotel room? For me...

1. A/C
2. I turn on every light
3. Put it on Ridiculousness

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

Girls be like: “that tattoo needle is calling my name 😭😭” and then just....

[hea @HeagenSteed]

my man really tucks me in, kisses my face off, and asks me if i need him to do anything for me before he leaves for work at 4:00 am

ladies if he wanted to, he would
never ever settle

[Triston Marez @TristonMarez]

really good at minding my business and listening to Turnpike

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

how i get ghosted by someone that wanted me first 💀

[Brandon Freel @IowaAggie10]

The two largest shortages in America right now aren't fuel and ammo.

They're common sense and work ethic.

[LIVI 🍒 @oliviyaevee]

literally nobody can hurt your feelings if you just don’t care