Tabjib

Tech enthusiast Cybersecurity/Threat analysis, Data analyst, Political observer.
Here for the fun. Though I mind my business, don't smear me.

[Idris Akinlabi @eedris_akinlabi]

I'm 35.

At this point in my career, I know people earning ₦1m–₦10m monthly remotely and if you ask them what exactly they do all day, the answer is they over see activities.

One guy disappears for hours during workdays, goes to the gym, runs errands, attends family events and still gets "great job" from his manager.

Another works for a foreign company, travels constantly and seems to spend more time at airports than on Zoom.

Then I know brilliant people working 10-hour days, commuting through Lagos traffic and earning a fraction of that.

The modern job market is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

The hardest worker is not always the highest paid.

Not even close.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I love how difficult it is to beat African teams now.

Except SA of course. Dem no sabi anything

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

quit porn

and replace your worn out boxers

get a haircut every 2 weeks

shower twice daily

own a few quality polos and button down shirts

have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions

own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance

use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)

drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups

brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day

use the restroom before leaving the house

dress well no matter where you’re going
above all, love God

save, bookmark and share with your brothers

buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

Ever since Germany thrashed them 7–1 on their own soil, I have come to terms with the fact that the Brazil we grew up idolising is no more.

[Engr Yasir MNSE 🏗 @oil_shaeikh]

Peace, Prosperity will return to the Homeland.
In shaa Allah

[Tabjib @tabjib]

I don't know why people get triggered over this. Nothing he said is wrong. That doesn't excuse the husband's misbehaviour.

[Kadali. @ZuntuAbdulfatah]

Matar rufin asiri..

Allah ka azurtamu da Mata masu rufa mana asiri a koda yaushe, waƴanda zasuji, suƙi ji, zasu gani suƙi gani, saboda sanin darajar Aure da martabar Aure.

Ita fa Shafa Arɗo, tun ada tana zarge-zargen ta, kuma ana kawo mata gulma, but she chooses to mute her mute in other to rescue her marriage..

Ko wani Ɗan Adam akwai wata sirri da bai san kowa ya sani.. wannan yasa dole ka nemi mace mai son ka Don Allah.. matar rufin asiri.

[Maruf Muhammed Esq @MarufMuhammed4]

I have had conversations with some wealthy Nigerians( millionaires and multi- millionaires), and one thing stands out: most of them don’t treat their workers well.

Fair wages? Many don’t even consider it. Right now, a lot of Nigerians working for most of these wealthy and famous Nigerians are earning below the minimum wage. Graduates are taking home ₦80k to ₦100k a month. It is not because these wealthy Nigerians/ first-class citizens can’t afford to pay more. They know many young people are desperate for jobs and opportunities, so they take advantage of that.

In the mind of a rich man: "If I offer a graduate ₦70k to be my P.A and a security guard 40k per month in the city of Abuja and they turn it down, I know someone else who will take it tomorrow". That’s how bad things are. People will fight for offers that don’t even cover their basic needs.

That’s why, for more than five years, I have used my social media platforms to tell people to learn skills, build businesses, create value for themselves and seek divine Grace to break themselves from the cycle and yoke of "shrewd, predatory and wicked capitalism". Capitalism ya werey gaan ni oo 😢 😭!

For most of my life, I have worked for myself. My pupillage years were literally the only reason I had to do a 8-to-5 job at a point in my life and I saw shege banza!!!!

In this century and age, if I were to be working for you, I wouldn’t kill myself for a job that barely pays my bills. I wouldn’t let you dehumanize me either. If you try it, I will walk away and never look back.

But most Nigerians don’t have that option. So, they stay in jobs where their boss chips away at their self-worth and self-esteem every single day. They are slowly breaking down inside, but they keep showing up because the pay is just enough to survive. It’s heartbreaking. I really hope more employers choose to do better.

Rahma cares ✍️

[Dogo M Shettima @ShettimaDogo]

Senegal head coach Pape Thiaw has become widely discussed in America because of a statement he made during a press conference.

Journalist:

“Today, there were very strong winds in the state of New Jersey, and security officials advised members of the delegation not to go outside for your own safety. Why did you go out to perform the prayer?”

Pape Thiaw:

“Is there anything more important than prayer? I do not think that is your concern. You fear the wind, while we fear Allah, the One who created the wind. We came here for a game of entertainment, yet we have forgotten that we were created to worship Allah.

Even if the @FIFAWorldCup World Cup final were being played today and we were one of the finalist teams, we would still go out to perform the Jummah prayer, even if it meant losing the championship.

Do not lecture us about the rituals and obligations of our religion.”

[Tabjib @tabjib]

@Miss_Oluremi I don't know if I'm the only one, I hate the idea of reporting to ones spouse to in-laws(together). Just report her to her dad. If she doesn't change, she's on her own.

[Owolabi Abdullah Ishola @AbdullahIs74903]

Kudos to @PoliceNG.

I was in Oyo Town earlier this week. This morning, as I was about to go out, I saw a crowd of people and police officers near Ilora Bridge 🚓. I waited for a few minutes to find out what was happening.
I called a man nearby and asked what was going on. He told me that the police had arrested some suspected kidnappers.
I asked him how the police knew they were kidnappers. He explained that the police were conducting routine checks on tinted vehicles. As the suspects' tinted vehicle approached, the police stopped it and asked them to wind down the windows immediately. At that moment, a woman inside the vehicle started shouting and begging the police to rescue her, saying that she had been kidnapped.
The police then ordered the occupants to come out of the vehicle, and during the search, they reportedly found a gun so sophisticated that even many Nigerian Army personnel do not carry such weapons.

Let's all be careful in Oyo Town. This situation is getting serious now.

May Allah bless our nation and all our security forces.

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

Me, explaining to the 7-year-old:

“The World Cup is nobody’s birthright, my dear. It is a competition, and to get there, you have to win in your region. Nobody is promised a place. Only 10 out of 54 African countries qualified this year.

It is not about population either. If it were, China and India, the two most populous countries in the world, would be there. It is not about wealth too. Otherwise, the world’s richest countries by individual wealth, like Luxembourg, Singapore and Liechtenstein, would be there.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, special about Nigeria that earns us an automatic place at the World Cup. We have not even made the kind of breakthrough Cameroon have made at the World Cup. Nigeria have never reached the quarter-finals. Cameroon have, and even they did not qualify this year.

So, my child, we just have to try again and stop behaving as if FIFA owes us an invitation card.”

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

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Wo, I be jama jama abeg. Man must chop 😊

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

It doesn't work that way.

West African teams have their style of play.

Senegal, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria in particular match them.

[Adebayo Usman ABOO JIHAAD @usmanade_]

You only need 30 Focused Minutes daily to Memorize the Quran!

Stop procrastinating and start now!

Here’s a 30 Minutes Daily Quran Memorization Plan.

[Natural/healthy hair enthusiast🍃 @ummu_maymuunah]

Lmaooo, come and ask my father. He said this but Allah gave him stubborn children. Two of us wear the jilbab. My sister chop wetin no good for cane, I was almost thrown out of the house. I was sent to my grandma's sef. Nothing wey our eyes no see but alhamduliLlah. See us now.

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Senegal played better than them in AFCON.

How can result of another match against another opponent be the determinant of the outcome of a match?

[Peacock @dawisu]

Each and every one of them, including their sponsors, their informants and even the government officials responsible for securing our lives who have failed to do so, from the president downward! Allah Ya Isa!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I always wonder if I would love Lagos if I wasn’t born here. People who come from outside Lagos never seem to like it.

It explains why I don’t like London. People get confused because I like Lagos and I explain that they might be similar but Lagos is home, London is not. I prefer quiet cities in the UK but I like my Lagos because I was born and raised in the chaos. I’m always in a hurry to leave London.

I don’t know if it makes sense but na so e be.

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

My brother taught me how to spend my money.

Growing up, I usually felt better using my money to help other people than splashing it on myself. Otherwise, I just save it. There was that fear of just spending big on myself.

He simply told me to learn how to enjoy my money because if you don't enjoy your money and spend it on what you need, you'll end up spending it on what you don't need. I'm not fully there yet, but I'm a lot better than before.