Pretty sure they cover this in politician school, so either he knows what this looks like and doesn't care or he's clueless. Either way, just more evidence that @tedcruz is unfit to serve. Can we please talk @HurdOnTheHill out of retirement to replace him?
So, it is 9 times warmer than it was 6 hours ago. Usually, you have to go to another planet before you can make statements like that. https://t.co/6eejfCHNQa
If you have an underlying condition and you catch Covid-19 and die, your cause of death is Covid-19. Just like if you have an underlying condition and you are shot by someone, your cause of death is murder.
@phroggee Well, here in Texas there is a place where you can not only drive a tank, but shoot it's main gun and the machine gun. I think it is in Uvalde, TX. Anyway, if Phroggee's fans want to start raising funds for this, put me down for $50 because I enjoyed her books.
On cold days like today you gotta #HackYourSoup : a pan fried chicken breast sliced up with a can of @campbells Chicken Noodle and a can of Double Noodle and a bag of frozen peas and carrots. I add lots of pepper. π₯°π https://t.co/fmDUlnqVEg
Middle son dosed me with a bunch of hemp oil extract about an hour ago. I'm not sure I'm more chill or not because of it, since chill is my default setting (jk), but why I do know is that it is TIME TO MAKE SOME ART!!!!
Oh? I just thought that @Twitter automatically adds @chrissyteigen as a follower when you set up a new account. Seems like a good idea if that's not the case. Everyone should follow her. I like it when she tweets about this guy she's married to.
Wait. People are actually surprised to discover that the Trump Administration had absolutely no plan to distribute vaccines? Seriously, after a 4 year parade of lies and incompetence, no one should be surprised.
Let's see here... I can make broccoli quesadillas, kale kabobs, pancreas surprise, or dry toast for dinner. Or, we can order out. Those are your options. I'll make a Manhattan while you decide. https://t.co/GczkFzkFU2