jeremy kennedy

artist|writer|sound-maker living & working in LA. (see: | hear: | read:

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apocalypse later

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i can't wait to go back to worrying about earthquakes.

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man, fuck this. my hair looks terrible today!

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fucking finally.
#tgif
Microsoft Word now flags double spaces as errors, ending the great space debate https://t.co/TSrM5l18jU via @Verge

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me to my boss: "well, how high can you count?"

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Work / ~9:30AM (PDT) / Attorney: "We would need someone to review everything and opine if the person was likely dead due to their brains being splattered on the underside of car 2." #tgif

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stensipyth. put that in the place where they put new words.

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just broke the 2nd to last dish in my place. think i cursed myself when i wrote a particular line in this stupid #saladdressing attack review. 😥 https://t.co/H8mPgSg8Xn

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anybody want to exchange vowels? i've got 4 e's, 1 o, (and sometimes 2 y's)...

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after 19 coronas, i think i'd feel pretty covid too.

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never really had a problem telling people to get the fuck away from me, but this whole #coronavirus thing makes it so much more socially acceptable!

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Shane Edge: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Nothing really...”
Shane Edge: “You mean you’re not doing the Macarena? Ahaha!!!”

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texas hold 'em massacre.

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“a heavily sugared bacon, with a metal aftertaste.” - Kurt Gohde

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q: how long does food stay in yr body?
a: probably not.

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a: i'll send it along ASAP.
b: no rush.
a: with the recent passing of neil peart, there will NEVER be a rush again.
b: have a nice weekend. ttyl

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there are news vans from every local outlet outside on my block, and there are crows swarming around my apt building. feel like something really special is about to occur! 🔪🤷‍♀️🔪

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hmm...
Journey with Fear or Graveyard of Fear...
i simply can't decide.

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-so we agree to disagree.
-no. we just disagree, you fucking idiot.

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live from npr this is lakshmi singh... boo!
#HappyHallowen
also, clean the surface of the kitchen counter because there are germs, and there will always be germs. #NeverForget

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my uber driver just convinced me that it was a terrible idea to stop and try to break into the Party City store (in spanish). #TGIF