On Friday I went to check out an apartment an agent told me about.
I met the landlord and he requested for 2yrs rent.
I told him I have only 1yr rent cos the agent told me the price for a year.
He said “Na why I de find yahoo boy, so that he go pay like 5yrs rent. Then when Efcc find am he go run leave house make I put another tenant”
Apparently I was not his target audience 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
YOUTH CORPERS, there is no job after NYSC under APC.
You’re too educated to be paid to help them rig elections.
APC rewards illiterates over you. Look at Lege, McOluomo etc.
Do the right thing, Nigerians have abandoned the courts, they want instant judgement. USE YOUR HEAD!
APC thought Living Faith Church was RCCG?
They came to Winners Chapel, Warri, with food items for a thanksgiving service marking the governor’s three years in office.
Along the way, they began campaigning for Tinubu.
That was how the whole church scattered people got up and left in protest!
Area no dey dull! 😄
Monday Morning Wahala 😂
I was heading to work on a Monday morning, minding my business on public transport around UBA CMS. Suddenly, police flagged us down and asked me to step down. They opened my bag, saw my laptop and immediately demanded the receipt.
I calmly explained it was a company laptop, showed them the inventory tag and my company ID card. But the officer wasn’t having it. He insisted I must produce a receipt . Meanwhile, the bus driver and other passengers were waiting. He delayed me for a solid 10 minutes.
I was already getting frustrated when one angry woman from the bus came down, hands on her waist, and shouted:
“OGA, if you no provide your gun receipt too, we go get problem here!😂
The whole scene flipped instantly and wahala started😂, that was how they let us go😂
Na so one woman’s sharp mouth saved my Monday. If that’s your mom, God bless her! 🙏🏾
Outside of football shenanigans from the weekend, we have a country to save.
Apparently, all of our joint public advocacy - are pushing needles in the right direction.
The terrorists holding the teachers & children have released another video.
If this appears on Your Timeline kindly Repost! Entle Asiphe Mkhala (9) has been missing since 14th May 2026. Entle returned home from school and later went out to play, but she never came back. Anyone with information kindly contact 082 390 1749 or the nearest Police Station!
They removed CD/DVD drives from devices.
They made physical media harder to buy and use.
They removed expandable storage from phones.
They pushed us into streaming subscriptions.
They made always-online normal.
They made unlimited internet necessary.
Then slowly raised the price of everything.
Ownership quietly became renting.
Day 25 of justice for Ochanya 💔
Our heart still aches for that little girl who just wanted to go to school.
From age 8, the people she trusted stole her childhood, her body, and finally her life. Victor Ogbuja is still out there, free for over seven years walking around like nothing happened while we remember every single day.
We won’t forget you, Ochanya. We won’t let your pain fade away.
A nationwide manhunt for Victor Ogbuja now. Her story deserves answers. Her name deserves justice.
Nigerians, let’s keep her light alive.
@PoliceNG@BenuePoliceNG@officialABAT@BenueStateGov
#JusticeForOchanya #ArrestVictorOgbuja #ProtectNigerianGirls
False rape allegation, you were silent.
We ran over 300 stories of women raping young boys, you were silent.
Ozoro rape madness, you’re calling all men rapists and rape apologists.
The men you’re attacking condemned rape, condemned false rape allegation, condemned child sexual abuse. You don’t care about anything because you don’t stand for anything. Push your agenda and go back to bed. You don’t matter.