𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈

actively trying to get a little lost | she/her

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

Did I ever tell you all about the time I accidentally got drunk at a Biltmore wine tasting at 1pm on a Monday, which landed me at the restaurant next door to the winery, and I ended up leaving the waiter a list of my favorite books on the signed check?

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

i’m slutty for a good flow chart

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

cannoli is from the gods

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

a sex toy shop called clits-r-us

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

last night i watched a pastor ride and get thrown off a mechanical bull three times and i think it healed my religious trauma

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

@rooobbbyyyy My brother threatened to name his daughter Paige at one time. Devastated he didn’t follow through.

[Britt ~ fan acc @taysrep89]

government officials reciting taylor swift lyrics in a court hearing was not on my 2023 bingo card

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

@gjhobbs 😂😂😂 it’s not wrong

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

queer book club.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

the deconstruction leaving my body when i hear the riff for meant to live

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Just want to make sure you saw the the googly eye.

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

@baileymeyers Facade!

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

Just saying, you’re not obligated to do anything for any holiday. I opted for cat sitting over seeing my family. And granted, it’s a bit lonely, but no one is making me feel bad for being me. Something to consider for future christmases. 😊✨

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

It seems like most people spending holidays with their families are miserable — so here’s a proposal for next year: come hang out with me. We’ll have a family-free party. No one asking you when you’re getting married/pregnant or passive comments about your sexuality. Think on it.

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

So naturally I got rid of him the way any sane person does and posted photos of me in my underwear until he unfollowed me. (Took less than 24 hours) (He did not reach out again)

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

one time i went on a first date with a guy who asked me to “define porn” after it had come up that I used to use porn (y tho) and i very uncomfortably responded, “erotic material?”

anyway. he got married last weekend.

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

I ask a lot of probing questions about sustainability. he uncomfortably squirms and says he’d love connect with me on Instagram and reach out again in a couple of weeks.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

some of you should try to be in the top 1% of listeners to god

[𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 @tabsturner]

When it comes to cold weather, every rodeo is my first.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup