tabitha

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[jár @jarodzsz]

when there's not a girl to root for on jeopardy

[andi @mysupes]

i am not the same person i was one spider-man movie ago… i am a new person now… a brand new person if you will

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Cooper Hoffman I have grown quite fond of you and not in a picking apples in papa's orchard kind of way

[tahj @tahjplaysgames]

yall have your sims sleep in makeup yall hate them bad

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When I’m at home, I can’t fathom drinking more than one can of Diet Coke in a single setting. But when I’m at a restaurant? 3 glasses, minimum. Keep it flowing, baby. Mama needs her drinky drink

[madame web charts and updates @madamewebsite]

i want a diet coke

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[m @msnetik]

I’M IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey stuck at Ithacasa Amor but refusing to explore any new connections

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Odysseus and his crew for the first 2 hours:

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(magician who slept funny) For my neck's crick,

[ting @tingusbungus]

How it feels to eat a cosmic Brownie

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 34th birthday to Safiya Nygaard.

[Spencer Barrett @spencerbarrett]

They never gave me parasitic diarrhea

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

middle aged coworker who i always gossip with is on vacation this week

[ivi🦊🍂 is Orange Juice’s #1 Stan🍊 @cowboylikeivi_]

as one of the 10 23 stans i can say noah hates me

[tabitha @tabyylynn]

by silas denver melvin

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[t. @lighttmylove]

I’m nervous like they got clips of me holy shit #loveislandusa