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[🐶 @tac0pup]

lmk what the method is to get my ex back
1. send her new bf death threats till he kills himself
2. apply to her and her bf’s workplace
3. send her apology flowers saying i want to be friends and play the long game so when her bf breaks up with her i can comfort her with my strap

[🐶 @tac0pup]

posting your dih on instagram isn’t bad but at least post on your alt- @dingleberry1738

[🐶 @tac0pup]

abt to quit my job to stalk my
ex full time😊😊👌

[🐶 @tac0pup]

just realized i haven’t eaten anything in 48 hours and im usually FAT AS FUCK, the type of state an evil bisexual fem leaves you in😊😊✌️

[🐶 @tac0pup]

had to turn off the jeff buckley before i decided to end it #thestatethatevilbisexualfemswillleaveyouin

[🐶 @tac0pup]

dude i miss her so FUCKING bad that fuckass white boy will NEVER love her like I ME TACOPUP did #stopplayinghardtogetbae

[🐶 @tac0pup]

can’t believe she really blocked me… got me checking my gmail looking for a sign #comebackbaethekidsmissyou

[🐶 @tac0pup]

haven’t tweeted since last class period experiencing withdrawals👌

[🐶 @tac0pup]

@vvBilz wait reply to my tweets next #pickmechoosemeloveme

[🐶 @tac0pup]

list of people im hitting up when i turn 18:
my ex
kamala harris
katie mcgrath
my ex
melissa benoist
lisa ann walter
my ex
winona ryder
my ex

[🐶 @tac0pup]

adultery really one of the commandments… who’s gonna tell her she’s going straight to hell😆😆😊😊👌👌👌✌️✌️✌️✌️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[🐶 @tac0pup]

guy beside me really made a joke abt adhd, jews, and concentration camps then have the audacity to open up his bible app #whatarewedoing #publicschoolsystem

[🐶 @tac0pup]

can’t understand how this bisexual fem left my ten inch vibrating strap for 3.5 inches of limp white dick😊😊😊#notavisionary

[🐶 @tac0pup]

when she blocked me but that really just means that she’s practicing self restraint cuz she can’t control herself around me #playinghardtoget #captainsaveaho

[🐶 @tac0pup]

moral of the story: if all your friends are telling you she’s toxic, turn your listening ears ON😆😆✌️

[🐶 @tac0pup]

man bisexuals fems really the reason biphobia exists, like yes go feed on the souls of poor innocent lesbians✌️😆

[🐶 @tac0pup]

tweeting with no followers feels like talking into a void… like chat👀👀 you there😉😉😉 or what😭😭✌️✌️ is anybody out there… no just me… got it😆😆😁😁😊👌

[🐶 @tac0pup]

“i didn't just get over you in two weeks, i got over you while we were still together” then why was i the one that broke up with you let’s take accountability and stand up for ourselves like mike sherm once said “lying ass bitch gon say she love me bitch i am not a lummy”

[🐶 @tac0pup]

blocks me after two conversations post breakup but couldn’t block the 20 guys she had in her phone for months while we were dating

[🐶 @tac0pup]

evil bisexual fems just suck your will to live out of you, like you’re with a man now? i gotta kill myself as a response.