corey

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[corey @tacit_urn]

broke: hating geese because they're the willing beneficiaries of a pay-to-win scheme

woke: hating geese because cameron's mom wrote the most nauseating self-aggrandizing polyamory tome of all possible worlds

bespoke: hating geese because they did a nick drake cover in a bodega

[corey @tacit_urn]

I bought this jacket during the archive sale tbqh

[corey @tacit_urn]

Drives a porsche (sometimes). Reads Lenin, and makes sure you know it. Mogs the fuck out of you with his Our Legacy Seaweed Haven Jacket that he bought without a second thought months before the Archive Sale. Unfathomably based leftism!

[Genny Cream Male @COAbrah_]

A lot of you aren't going to like this but genetically speaking this is what an accurate Helen of Troy would look like IRL.

[corey @tacit_urn]

new bladee single highkey blows chunks. tfw my damn goat is cheugymaxxing 🥺

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If you think mackelmore is a new artist, I laugh at you.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

#hamastvshows Mubarak in the middle

[corey @tacit_urn]

Analog-photography-obsessed millennials are the most supremely intellectual cohort of hip youngins out there, in my humble estimation. #getmoggedzoomers

[corey @tacit_urn]

As a liberal and former gifted kid, I hold the unfathomably based opinion that Geese is a bangin' Rock band, regardless of whether or not Chaotic Good engaged in mildly unethical marketing practices.

[corey @tacit_urn]

As a liberal and former gifted kid, I hold the apparently radical belief that words matter. And I’m here to make this abundantly clear: Brian Thompson didn’t “murder” anyone. He was merely the most visible and impactful component of a vile, repugnant mass death machine. #facts

[corey @tacit_urn]

libbed up elder millennials on the tl who think they're the guy in the norman rockwell meme: erm, actually it's wrong to murder people you think are bad! if you steal from Target your ass should go to the hague! israel-palestine is one of the most complex geopolitical conflicts

[Charlotte Alter @CharlotteAlter]

Call me crazy but I think it’s wrong to steal from companies you hate and murder people you think are bad.

[corey @tacit_urn]

@emmma_camp_ hmmm.. mayhaps power is the sine qua non for the guarantee of rights.. really makes you think!

[corey @tacit_urn]

"why do you care when geese does it? that's how it's always been done!"

naturalistic fallacy. next.

[corey @tacit_urn]

Bladee "clicked" for me in an AirBnB on the outskirts of Pristina, Kosovo in June 2019. I think Botox Lips was the song that did it

[Maia @maiamindel]

My only take on Cameron Winter is that I played Geese for my parents to get their opinions, my dad asked if that was Thom Waits, and then he said "this is the worst thing I've heard in my life"

[corey @tacit_urn]

bryan kohberger-esque

[TMZ @TMZ]

Joe Burrow Parties With Alix Earle, Stassie Karanikolaou & Tate McRae After Oscars https://t.co/dwNzMngA0x

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

[corey @tacit_urn]

I see your “nihowdy”, and I raise you “Annyeonghastvuyte”

[ys @yung_sherman]

magic misery